Bart: Give it back! It's my novelty flying disc. Jimbo: Hey, look what I found: a novelty flying disc. Marge: That's not true! Homer: Big grins! That'll play great in the sticks. Homer: Sweetie, you know your mother and I only stay together for the sake of my political career. It'd be like you and Mom splitting up every time you had a fight. Lisa: It's stupid to divide the city over something as silly as an area code. Now we just sit back and wait for an NFL franchise. Burns: Dooh, poppycock! Female Socialite: Well, I never! Homer: And, as usual, we Joe Twelve-Packs get the royal screw job.
#KENT BROCKMAN YOINK CODE#
Homer: Now, I'm not one to make trouble, but it seems to me that everyone who got to keep the old, or classic 636 area code lives on the rich side of town! Mr. Are you stupider than a monkey? Chief Wiggum: How big of a monkey? Phoney McRingRing: Ha, ha. Phoney McRingRing: But how will I remember all those numbers? Well, scientists have discovered that even monkeys can memorize ten numbers. Homer: Quiet, honey, Daddy's asking the man a question. Lindsey Naegle: I know many of you are upset about the area code change, especially those of you with dynamite strapped to your bodies. Bart: You should call that radio station and let 'em have it! Homer: Good idea! You little.! Homer: It's not fair! I've been a fan of The Who since the very beginning, when they were The Hillbilly Bugger Boys. Lenny: Don't forget the leaflets they dropped from the Space Shuttle, and the 2 weeks we all spent at area code camp.
#KENT BROCKMAN YOINK TV#
Carl: What do you mean? They ran those TV commercials about it, and that big radio campaign. Homer: What really burns me up is they didn't give us one word of warning.
#KENT BROCKMAN YOINK PLUS#
The "6" is closer to the "3", so you got convenience there, but the "9" has less to do with Satan, which is a plus in this religious world of ours. Carl? Carl: I'm not sure which one's better. Is that right? Don't you miss the old 636. Like I don't have enough to remember already. Homer: Oh, if only it were that easy, Marge. Marge: Jeez, you just have to remember three extra numbers. Homer: 939!? What the hell is that!? Oh, my life is ruined. Half the town keeps the old 636 area code, and our half gets 939. Homer: Area code? But it's a local call! Marge: The phone company ran out of numbers, so they split the city into two area codes.
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Please make sure you have the correct area code. Phone Operator: Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Lisa: How did the badger do that without ripping your shirt? Homer: What am I, a tailor?
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Then we should call the doctor about this. Lisa: No, Dad, we don't want to kill him.
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Bart, do you have any dynamite in your room? Bart: Tons. Milhouse … Milhouse! It's a badger, all right. Homer: Badger my ass! It's probably Milhouse. Bart: Then what's this? Lisa: That's corn, Bart. Lisa: Well, according to, badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats voles, and marmots. Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like "Oh, yeah?" and "C'mere a minute!" Homer: Oh, yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, c'mere a minute! Bart: You c'mere a minute! Homer: Oh, yeah?īart: C'mon, Lis, there's gotta be a way to lure that badger out. Homer: I can't believe those rats deserted us.